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14

Apr

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

(Source: lnthefade)

ceruleanlunacy:

herrbertholdt:

girls with eyes :)

girls with no eyes )

(Source: scootlivesscootdies)

neitherheavenorhell:

I realized that my eyes were closed and opened them. Augustus was staring at me, his blue eyes closer to me than they’d ever been, and behind him, a crowd of people three deep had sort of circled around us. They were angry, I thought. Horrified. These teenagers, with their hormones, making out beneath a video broadcasting the shattered voice of a former father. I pulled away from Augustus, and he snuck a peck onto my forehead as I stared down at my Chuck Taylors. And then they started clapping. All the people, all these adults, just started clapping, and one shouted “Bravo!” in a European accent. Augustus, smiling, bowed. Laughing, I curtsied ever so slightly, which was met with another round of applause.

neitherheavenorhell:

I realized that my eyes were closed and opened them. Augustus was staring at me, his blue eyes closer to me than they’d ever been, and behind him, a crowd of people three deep had sort of circled around us. They were angry, I thought. Horrified. These teenagers, with their hormones, making out beneath a video broadcasting the shattered voice of a former father.
I pulled away from Augustus, and he snuck a peck onto my forehead as I stared down at my Chuck Taylors. And then they started clapping. All the people, all these adults, just started clapping, and one shouted “Bravo!” in a European accent. Augustus, smiling, bowed.
Laughing, I curtsied ever so slightly, which was met with another round of applause.

13

Apr

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

(Source: iraffiruse)

itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

(Source: mingdliu)

my resume:
one time i defeated a boss battle without dying

misandryevans:

ok yeah but slytherin muggleborns buying a shitload of those really cheap ballpoint pens beore every term and selling them to pureblood/halfblood students for like 10 sickles a pen and all these kids are just mystified by the fact that they dont have to constantly dip quills when they write essays

(Source: montparnah)

theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

You go dog, you do yo thang

theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

You go dog, you do yo thang

(Source: buckybaurnes)

(Source: incomparablyme)

(Source: beacon99)

guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

12

Apr

follovved:

follovved:

what did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF.OAK ME

(Source: straighthater)